Hastings.... what a shithole
Thursday, 28 May 2009
North London Warning
Dear North Londoners:
Please remain indoors on the morning of the saturday between 11:00 and 13:00, it truly is for your own good, really.
In those hours I will be taking an archery class. Remember, it's me we are talking about, a man able to pretty much knock himself out just by trying to get up from a chair.
I'm afraid that more than a stylish Legolas, Green Arrow or Errol Flynn type my adventures with bow and arrow will be reminiscent of something out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail meets the Darwin Awards, via Mr. Bean.
So for your safety, please stay indoors and hide under the bed, it will only be a couple of hours.
Please remain indoors on the morning of the saturday between 11:00 and 13:00, it truly is for your own good, really.
In those hours I will be taking an archery class. Remember, it's me we are talking about, a man able to pretty much knock himself out just by trying to get up from a chair.
I'm afraid that more than a stylish Legolas, Green Arrow or Errol Flynn type my adventures with bow and arrow will be reminiscent of something out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail meets the Darwin Awards, via Mr. Bean.
So for your safety, please stay indoors and hide under the bed, it will only be a couple of hours.
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